Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.