I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
You're my little dorito
Class of 2016 (and Other Fellow Humans), Here’s a Very Important Message from Kid President
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.