I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
You're my little dorito
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.