All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser