Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
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Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers