I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
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i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.