I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Is This New Dating App Elitist…Or Genius?