Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
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