there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
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