gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
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While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.