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This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
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