We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for