I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
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