we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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