there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
yo i have your phone
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Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?