Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.