I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.