I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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