i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
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