On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
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