you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.