john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
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Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.