you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.