Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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