Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker