Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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