does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.