Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
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