Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.