My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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