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Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
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