Are you dead
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
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