So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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