Last Night in Texas (956)

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  Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."

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  Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.

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  You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.

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  I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward

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  He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...

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  Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.

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  It was like little house on the drunk prairie.

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  around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...

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  while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"

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  im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.

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  What do you think she thinks of us?

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  I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us

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  Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life

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  Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....

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  is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?

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  no

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