You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Stuck it in his pooper.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children