at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Not as such, no.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
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I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.