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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
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