She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
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CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
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I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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