I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still