I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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