There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.