All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
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