I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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