I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
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alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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