you win again, gameday.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
We're too hungover to prance.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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