Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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