The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
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