I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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