i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
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