He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.