I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.