i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Randomize
