Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
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